funny-pictures-uk:

10 out of 10 for effort.

funny-pictures-uk:

10 out of 10 for effort.

(Source: memewhore, via lulz-time)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

ionlyswimhomo:

shadowplier:

yoru-kage:

omgmufasa:

digableswaggot:

iheartpkmn:

kittyperson:

dirkbot:

I was pissed today, so I made an insult generator. Enjoy

yOU TEDIOUS SMEGMA

You hideous breadstick

you CRUSTY pEA

you fraudulent paperclip

you  incompetent breadstick

You fraudulent shit dispenser 

YOU HIDEOUS NIPPLE

(via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

(Source: westernfeathers, via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

tastefullyoffensive:

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